i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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