Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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