the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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