so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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