check it out our google latitudes are spooning
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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