if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
This gyro tastes like lonliness
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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