Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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