Porn is love you can see.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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