Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Shame - the story of my life.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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