Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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