Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Dick very happy bro
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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