worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude i'm inner monologue high
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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