We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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