Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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