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  (330): View more from Ohio

  i can't believe i had my finger in that

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  (330): i can't believe i had my finger in that http://tfl.nu/9wn3
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  (949): View more from California

  Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s

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  (949): Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s http://tfl.nu/wt0n
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  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?

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  the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.

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  (506): I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer? (902): the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka. http://tfl.nu/rxlv
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good

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  (413): well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good http://tfl.nu/4dfc
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.

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  (403): At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers. http://tfl.nu/h62s
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.

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  (513): Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight. http://tfl.nu/vjdx
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"

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  (814): He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind" http://tfl.nu/73d5
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  (606): View more from Kentucky

  I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.

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  (606): I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships. http://tfl.nu/4vx4
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof

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  (832): The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof http://tfl.nu/eyc5
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.

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  (651): I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober. http://tfl.nu/gztw
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  (347): View more from New York

  i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled

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  (347): i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled http://tfl.nu/2qi2
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  (501): View more from Arkansas

  eta to your mouth 5 minutes

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  (501): eta to your mouth 5 minutes http://tfl.nu/vxef
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  We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.

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  (728): We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it. http://tfl.nu/6cc7
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  (425): View more from Washington

  OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?

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  (425): OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES? http://tfl.nu/syph
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  (510): View more from California

  There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.

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  (510): There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do. http://tfl.nu/onee
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