Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Enjoy the penises
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.