Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.