i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.