did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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