i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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