highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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