I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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