he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
nutella sex= disaster
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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