I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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