Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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