If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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