similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Randomize
