Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How naked do you want me to be?
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