needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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