shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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