I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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