have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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