Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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