Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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