It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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