the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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