I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
