I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.