Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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