i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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