butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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