i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
50% drunk capacity currently
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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