Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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