You work out of a Hotel?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
