bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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