Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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