Just fell off a train. Bad.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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