So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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