My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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