NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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