i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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