glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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