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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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