Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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