I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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