I wish my penis had an off switch
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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