butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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