Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
